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Wednesday, Novemeber 30, 2005
Vol. 36 No. 16
Chad Thomas/Prospectus Parkland Chamber Singers rehearse during class on Tuesday, Nov. 29. Read More |
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Martians Invade Earth People were shocked today, when little blue men form Mars suddenly appeared in Parkland's D wing, claiming that they were very angry and demanding to be taken to Ken Urban to discuss his ASP.Net code. Read More |
All Sports Banned President Bush declared today that all sports are from this day forward banned in the United States. Anyone caught playing sports will be immediately arrested and locked up in the cellar. Read More |
We Know Nothing A five year scientific study concluded today, and the reseachers behind the study announced their findings at a news conference in Munich. It can now be said officially. Read More |
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